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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

πŸŽ‰OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!πŸŽ‰ Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! πŸ™„Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…

Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
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Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh honey, πŸ’… where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire πŸ”₯ of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…

Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
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Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! πŸ’… Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? πŸ€” …is now gracing…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh my freaking god, hold the phone πŸ“±! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…

Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?
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Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the gaming event of the millennium is upon us! Farming Simulator: Signature Edition is…

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! πŸŽ‰ They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)
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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**GameAcon Coachella Valley 2025!** 🀑 Oct 11–12, The Shops at Palm Desert. Prepare for mega cringe! Cosplay contests🎭, celeb guests🎀…

Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money
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Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! πŸ‘‹ Xbox Game Pass, your beloved digital babysitter, is getting a ✨*glow-up*✨ that will make your wallets cry.…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Ah yes, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, the game we’ve all been pretending to be excited about since they…

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