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Tag: ghosts

Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
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Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**Oh. My. Gawd. πŸ™„ It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…

SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
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SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…

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Zoom SΓ©ance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” πŸ™„ at the “FΓͺte des PΓ¨res”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…

Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…

IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices πŸ€˜πŸ€‘πŸ’…
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IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices πŸ€˜πŸ€‘πŸ’…

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? πŸ€£πŸ‘»πŸŽ€
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? πŸ€£πŸ‘»πŸŽ€

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! πŸ‘» Is this…

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