California Dems Question: Harris as Governor – Genius Move or Epic Fail?
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to California! Kamala “Heels Up” Harris, fresh off her spectacular failure as VP,…
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
**Waka waka waka ðĪŠ! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…
Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) ð kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…
Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? ð I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! ðī The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
OMG! ð Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those ð), is…
Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
**Oh. My. Gawd. ð It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…
SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…