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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
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Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…

Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! ☔🤘
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Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! ☔🤘

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. 💀 Here's our 2.5-minute…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…

Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
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Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…

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