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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Agalloch at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Extreme metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)
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Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Sick of It All vocalist Lou Koller passes away at 59 following cancer battle Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Progressive metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
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Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore from Scranton, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)
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Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

Let's Dance! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Static Dress in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Static Dress in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

English pop screamo from Leeds, West Yorkshire Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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