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Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
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Slaughter to Prevail at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Synthwave from Boise, Idaho Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark synthwave from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark, edgy electronica and synth-heavy artist from Seattle, WA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 — Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep • Focus • Relax
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4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 — Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep • Focus • Relax

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Step into a frozen industrial nightmare ❄️🏭 This 4-hour dark ambient noise journey drops you into a deserted factory on…

KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
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KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…

1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)
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1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault — Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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