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‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives
Hold onto your power rings, folks — it's time for some intergalactic crossover chaos! 🚀✨
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‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

It looks like the DC Universe just couldn’t resist the urge to play matchmaker with its cosmic cops. Aaron Pierre,…

FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice
Fear Factory, DARKEST HOUR, and BROTALITY Announce Cybernetic Domination Tour!
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FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…

DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Dave Grohl's Mini-Me Strikes Again!
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DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…

LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
OMG, LAMB OF GOD is doing a super secret tiny concert in Philly and you're invited to beg for tickets like it's Black Friday at Walmart!
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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…

Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Gayming Foundation Goes All Out With Virtual Pride Parade, Because Why Not?
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Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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