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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Cerebral Hemorrhage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Ronnie Radke turned into the final boss of the Predator universe 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
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Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Grindcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
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Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Can Charlize Theron survive the end of Taron Egerton’s killer song? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)
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Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘
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POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

Average Archspire fan at a family funeral Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Sting in Charlotte, NC (05/18/2026)
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Sting in Charlotte, NC (05/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

«Fragile» Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX
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Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

From Meet & Greet (0515/2025) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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