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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (12/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

Atmospheric post metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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How to Turn Your Babbling Into a Six-Figure Interpreting Gig by 2026

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Language Nerds Unite! 🚨 Ever wondered how to turn your polyglot powers into cold, hard cash in 2026?…

Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’
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Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When AC/DC Got Their Name: A Tale of Sewing Machines, Sister-In-Law Sorcery, and the Power of Not Paying Your Singer…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
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MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments! Chuck B.…

Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig
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Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Bulletboys Reunite After Four Years, Fans Experience Both Excitement and Existential Dread 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Blood Feast in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Bayonne, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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