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Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
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Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…

The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
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The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…

Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)
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Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Gwar played Greensboro on their "The Return of GOR GOR" tour, and it was… expectedly insane. The legendary band is…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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