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Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
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Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

OMG πŸ™„, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎀, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…

SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
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SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…

Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
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Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…

RIP Sam Rivers πŸ’” β€” Limp Bizkit Will Never Be the Same
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RIP Sam Rivers πŸ’” β€” Limp Bizkit Will Never Be the Same

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

Sam Rivers has passed away. Rest easy, brother Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

English rock band from Bradford Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

"Transgressive 'snuff-pop'" project from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Max & Igor Cavalera performing Sepultura's "Chaos AD" album Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party
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Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

In a recent interview with *Rolling Stone UK*, Jack Osbourne, otherwise known as “Ozzy’s spawn,” shared some profound insights πŸ™„…

Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

American industrial metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) β€” The Spaceman’s Final Solo πŸš€ | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) β€” The Spaceman’s Final Solo πŸš€ | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

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