Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon
Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…
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Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…
Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not…
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Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
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So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…