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Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Swedish melodic death from Halmstad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🀯 I just can’t even handle…

SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! πŸ’€
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SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

We were invited to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina, to experience Mineshaft Mayhem 2.0: The Curse of the…

Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill β€” Now Give Them Bigger Stages!
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Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill β€” Now Give Them Bigger Stages!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Inter Arma absolutely crushed it at Local 506 in Chapel Hill. But after 20 years of delivering outstanding metal, this…

Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC
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Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Post-Metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)
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Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

«Superdoom» from Raleigh, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC
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Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

Black/death/war metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Bro Discovered Sleep Token πŸ’€
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Bro Discovered Sleep Token πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2026

One Sleep Token song later and bro thinks he's the king of the underground. πŸ’€πŸ€˜ #FunnyAsHell #SleepToken #Metalhead #MetalMeme #SpiderMan3…

When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival πŸ’€πŸ€˜
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When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival πŸ’€πŸ€˜

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. πŸ¦–πŸ’€ Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…

When the Singer Says β€œWe’re Family” πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜
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When the Singer Says β€œWe’re Family” πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. πŸ’€ Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…

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