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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Heavy metal supergroup from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Secret Idol in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Secret Idol in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Dark alternativefrom Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Divinicide in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Divinicide in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

3 piece Deathcore/Deathmetal from Salisbury, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
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Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026August 17, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

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