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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Indie instrumental band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)
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«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)
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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

American experimental rock from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Polyphia in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Polyphia in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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