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The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Experimental rock from Norway! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Neofolk/experimental project from Denmark! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Metalcore from South Carolina (probably) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Punk-rock from Greenville, SC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

«Death infused thrash» from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…

James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
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James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…

Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single
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Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently, after a whole quarter of a century of making noise 🙉 and churning out ten albums that…

Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
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Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…

Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
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Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2025

Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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