This was legendary! We conquered 6,025 miles to get from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Europe's premier metal festival — Brutal Assault 2025! 🤘
Our route was a true test of endurance:
🇺🇸 Charlotte ✈️ Miami ✈️ 🇬🇧 London ✈️ 🇨🇿 Prague 🚂 Hradec Králové 🚌 Jaroměř!
It was a long, tiring journey with sleepless nights and endless transfers… But what saved us? Our friends, the anticipation of brutal guitar riffs, and, of course, amazing European alcohol! 🍻
Join our journey and see how we made it to the heart of metal! 🔥
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