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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🀘 Like, who even HAS that…

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅
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Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! πŸ¦‡ Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…

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