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Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium!

Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Atlanta, Georgia!

Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Thrash from Buena Park, California!

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude
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CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, CYNIC, those progressive metal pioneers (allegedly), have kicked Matt Lynch to the curb 🗑️. Apparently, Michel Bélanger from GORGUTS…

Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!

Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Encenathrakh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Technical Brutal Death Metal from Columbus, Ohio!

Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Devourment at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
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Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…

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