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Tag: God of War

Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
Deborah Ann Woll is a total boss, and we're not just saying that because she's a nerd like us ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ
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Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood ๐Ÿ“บ, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ, or…

XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmontโ€™s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
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XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmontโ€™s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘ป Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…

Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
Breaking News: Sony Gets Sued and Loses (Again) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘Š
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Amazon Reveals God of War Cast, Fans Everywhere Now Praying for Mercy
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Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…

Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Canโ€™t Escape Hollywoodโ€™s Grasp
Amazon Reveals First Look at God of War Live-Action TV Series
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Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Canโ€™t Escape Hollywoodโ€™s Grasp

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look what Amazon dragged in from the depths of Midgard! The streaming giant has finally blessed us…

Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…

โ€˜God of Warโ€™ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From โ€˜The Santa Clarita Dietโ€™)
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โ€˜God of Warโ€™ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From โ€˜The Santa Clarita Dietโ€™)

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…

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