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Tag: Gojira

Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About
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Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…

Grammys With a War Drum: Mapuche Metal Band Mawiza Drops Sad Banger ft. Joe Duplantier
Gojira + Tribal Metal = "Ti Inan Paw-Pawkan" — What Grief Sounds Like in Drop D
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Grammys With a War Drum: Mapuche Metal Band Mawiza Drops Sad Banger ft. Joe Duplantier

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

📢 BREAKING METAL NEWS – Somewhere in the Sacred Andes! Indigenous Mapuche metal warriors Mawiza just dropped a brand-new track…

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