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Tag: Gojira

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
Breaking News: Metallica Still Exists and People Still Care 🤯
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…

Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
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Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
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OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…

Gojira at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Gojira at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About
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Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…

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