Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…
FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…
Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…
Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…
Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…
OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
Gojira at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…