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The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
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The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters

FinnMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

Gotham Gives Broke Hoops Fans Free Tickets Because Empty Seats Look Sad
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Gotham Gives Broke Hoops Fans Free Tickets Because Empty Seats Look Sad

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

The Prudential Center in Newark, NJ is transforming into a basketball battleground this Monday, January 19th. 🏀 Four elite teams—#19…

Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood

FinnDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…

Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!
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Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🤩Gamer Gathering, Nov 7th, 2025, 7-10 PM at Event Horizon Gallery & VR! Free booze (Tito’s Vodka, Gundlach Bundschu🍷🍾),…

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! 🎉 They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

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