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Tag: Gothic Metal

Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

Gothic Metal/Rock from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour
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Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Cradle of Filth have announced the “Majestic in Death II” Fall 2026 North American tour in celebration of the 30th…

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