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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene
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MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

MSI and Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End have joined forces to create a lineup of anime-inspired hardware that’s actually worth getting…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
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Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
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AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
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How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…

Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate
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Rainbow Six Siege Devs Survived a Decade and Still Haven’t Fixed That One Glitch You Hate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…

iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
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iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

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