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Tag: Grand Theft Auto VI

Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix
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Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 2, 2026

The latest numbers are in, and the most-watched title on Netflix last week was Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended…

Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
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Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
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GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

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