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Tag: Grindcore

Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late
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Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

I typically struggle with melodic death metal. It feels often to attempt to split the difference between too many elements…

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🀩 I can barely contain my excitement… πŸ™„ NAPALM DEATH…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Napalm Death have made history by performing a set for NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series. This marks the first time…

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