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Tag: groove metal

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

New Zealand Groove metal from Waipu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Groove Metal from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
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Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…

Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
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Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…

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