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Tag: groove metal

Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? πŸ˜’ PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Thrash/Groove Metal/Hardcore from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career
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Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dez Fafara, frontman of both DevilDriver and Coal Chamber, has revealed that he has a tumor in his head. The…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro πŸ”₯ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro πŸ”₯ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

New Zealand Groove metal from Waipu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

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