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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

How to Spot the Telltale Signs of Child Sexual Abuse: A Parent’s Guide to Not Being Clueless
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How to Spot the Telltale Signs of Child Sexual Abuse: A Parent’s Guide to Not Being Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Attention all professionals! 🚨 Only 1 in 3 abused children speaks up! 😱 That’s right, kids are apparently better at…

Xbox’s Great Cloud Catastrophe: Now You Too Can Beta-Test Their Glitchy ‘Magic’ For Free!
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Xbox’s Great Cloud Catastrophe: Now You Too Can Beta-Test Their Glitchy ‘Magic’ For Free!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your controllers, folks! 🎮 Microsoft has graciously bestowed upon us peasants a “new” web experience for Xbox Cloud…

OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America
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OBITUARY’s Corpse-Crawling Carnival 2026: Death Metal Grandpas Gallivanting & Rotting Across America

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…

“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

“Astrid Tuminez’s Guide to Crying in the Boardroom and Still Getting a Promotion”
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“Astrid Tuminez’s Guide to Crying in the Boardroom and Still Getting a Promotion”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Utah’s Glass Ceiling Smashers™ invite you to their ✨2026 “Women in Leadership Executive Speaker Series”✨ – because 7 webinars fix…

Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off
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Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

The official guide to finding the most awkward networking opportunities at Boulder Public Library. On Sunday, Jan 25 from 1…

Dutch Webinar: Because You Just Love Hearing About the Next Blue Generation That Will Save Us All
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Dutch Webinar: Because You Just Love Hearing About the Next Blue Generation That Will Save Us All

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Forget your boring future, kids! The ‘Blue Economy’ awaits with its “Next Blue Generation Toolkit” for secondary schools. 🤡 On…

Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep
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Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Another boring finance webinar promises to make your portfolio “stable.” 🥱 27 January at 7 pm (SGT) on Zoom. Jeremy…

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El PMO-CP venció al PMI-PMOCP® y todo lo que vimos fue un PowerPoint de 500 diapositivas sobre sinergias

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Mark your calendars for Martes 27 de enero, 2026! 📅 Are you drowning in PMO jargon and desperate for that…

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