More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…
Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…
Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…
Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…