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Tag: Halsey

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
Warning: The Warning is About to Take Over the World with Their New Single "Ego" 🌎πŸ’₯
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Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…

80s New Wave Night Promises Dark Vibes And Sad Synths
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80s New Wave Night Promises Dark Vibes And Sad Synths

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

🚨 NEW WAVE ALERT: The ghost of 1984 is haunting Ridgewood! 🚨 Brooklyn’s favorite nostalgia trip is back, dragging its…

Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time
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Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift fans lose grip on reality, demand party at 7 PM like civilized people πŸΈπŸ’… Omg, like,…

Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
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Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? πŸ™„ Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…

Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
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Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

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