🚨 NEW WAVE ALERT: The ghost of 1984 is haunting Ridgewood! 🚨
Brooklyn’s favorite nostalgia trip is back, dragging its Docs to **TV Eye** (1647 Weirfield Street, Ridgewood, NY). Prepare to awkwardly sway to **Depeche Mode, Joy Division, The Cure, and The Smiths** while **DJs Alex English + Michael T + Alex Malfunction** try to wake up the dead.
**📅 SCHEDULE:** Doors 11pm. 21+ only.
**📍 LOCATION:** Near Halsey St. (L Train) & Myrtle-Wyckoff Avs. (M Train).
**💸 TICKETS:**
– **ADVANCE:** Guaranteed admission (buy or cry).
– **FREE RSVP:** *“RSVP List Is Now Full.”* Oops! 🤡
Show up anyway and hope the bouncer feels pity.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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