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Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Riot Fest 2026 Features 10 Exciting Non Headliner Acts
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Riot Fest 2026 Features 10 Exciting Non Headliner Acts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Let’s not bury the lede here: Riot Fest 2026 is one week away. That means there are only seven more…

Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency
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Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel have announced a new run of “Welcome to Our Nightmare” shows in Las Vegas this…

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
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BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…

Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary
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Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The desert rock documentary Desert Age: A Rock and Roll Scene History is getting a 10th anniversary re-release on November…

Mötley Crüe Drops 45th Anniversary Edition of Too Fast For Love
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Mötley Crüe Drops 45th Anniversary Edition of Too Fast For Love

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Mötley Crüe have announced the release of a 45th anniversary edition box set of their debut album, Too Fast For…

ACDC Toronto Concert Scrapped Due to Storm Damaged Stadium
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ACDC Toronto Concert Scrapped Due to Storm Damaged Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

An AC/DC show scheduled for September 16th at Rogers Stadium in Toronto has officially been canceled due to severe storm…

NBC Faces Backlash For Cutting Soundgarden NFL Halftime Set
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NBC Faces Backlash For Cutting Soundgarden NFL Halftime Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The NFL hyped up Soundgarden’s halftime set at the season-opening game Wednesday night between the home team Seattle Seahawks and…

Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud
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Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley paused his band’s September 6th performance in Holmdel, New Jersey, to rant about his feud…

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