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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles
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Shinedown Bass Takes Break Amid Mental Health Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Shinedown bassist Eric Bass has posted a video message announcing that he will not join the band for the start…

STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
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STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…

Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans
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Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Shania Twain has teamed up with Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme on a new song titled “Faded…

RUSH Hits Madison Square Garden Get Tickets Now
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RUSH Hits Madison Square Garden Get Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

RUSH bring their “Fifty Something” reunion tour to Madison Square Garden for four nights this summer — Tuesday, July 28th,…

ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush
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ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

AC/DC are set to embark on the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour. The legendary rockers are…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

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