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ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush
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ACDC Launches 2026 North American Tour Ticket Rush

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

AC/DC are set to embark on the Summer 2026 North American leg of their “PWR/UP” tour. The legendary rockers are…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert
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Sabrina Carpenter Stoked to See RUSH Live in Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Sabrina Carpenter loves her some RUSH. The pop superstar attended one of the legendary prog-rock act’s recent reunion shows, and…

Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy
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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Sammy Hagar has defended his planned performance at the Freedom 250 Fourth of July concert that was set to take…

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight
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Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Tommy Lee has maintained a slim figure throughout his career, and the Mötley Crüe drummer says the secret to maintaining…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
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Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

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