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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin
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Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity singer-guitarist Pepper Keenan has revealed that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl paid for Reed Mullin’s rehab prior…

Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon
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Ozzy Osbourne AI Avatar Not About The Money Says Sharon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Sharon Osbourne is defending the recently announced Ozzy Osbourne digital AI avatar after receiving some backlash, insisting it’s not a…

Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly
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Serj Tankian Weighs In On John Dolmayan’s Trump Fatigue Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

For years, Serj Tankian’s left-leaning beliefs clashed with his System of a Down bandmate and brother-in-law John Dolmayan’s MAGA-leaning social…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now
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Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Greta Van Fleet have announced a new album titled Palace for the People. Ahead of its October 9th release, the…

Alice In Chains Drops 30th Anniversary MTV Unplugged Edition
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Alice In Chains Drops 30th Anniversary MTV Unplugged Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Alice in Chains have announced a 30th anniversary edition of their iconic MTV Unplugged performance. The reissue, which arrives September…

Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand
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Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSH brought their “Fifty Something” reunion tour to New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night, July 28th,…

Godsmack Expands 2026 Tour With New October US Dates
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Godsmack Expands 2026 Tour With New October US Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Godsmack have added a new run of US shows to their ongoing 2026 tour, with the newly added dates featuring…

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