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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy
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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy

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Sammy Hagar has defended his planned performance at the Freedom 250 Fourth of July concert that was set to take…

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

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Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

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I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight
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Tommy Lee Opens Up About His Surprisingly Static Weight

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Tommy Lee has maintained a slim figure throughout his career, and the Mötley Crüe drummer says the secret to maintaining…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
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Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

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Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change
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Dexter Holland and Billy Morrison Unite for New Single Never Gonna Change

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Billy Morrison, guitarist for Billy Idol and former bassist of The Cult, has joined forces with The Offspring frontman Dexter…

RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims
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RUSH Designs T-Shirt to Aid Venezuela Earthquake Victims

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RUSH have partnered with Fantoons to release a special one-off shirt with proceeds to benefit victims of the recent devastating…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
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Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set
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Hollywood Vampires Live Album Drops From Montreux Jazz Festival Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Hollywood Vampires have announced a new live album titled At Montreux Jazz Festival, set for release digitally on August 7th…

Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
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Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…

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