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Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
🚨 BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeare’s Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed 🎭💀 In a…
Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…
IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! 🙄…
