Prepare for Symphonic Overkill and 100% More Pretentious Arm-Waving
Hold onto your taco hats, metalheads 🌮🎸 because Therion just dropped a symphonic metal album so extra, it needs TWO…
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Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic
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EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…