Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
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Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic
🚨 BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeare’s Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed 🎭💀 In a…
FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night
Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…
Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…
Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything
IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! 🙄…
Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…