Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…
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National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…
Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…
Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…
Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…
Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…
ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…