Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Tag: health
Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…
US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…
Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…
Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…
McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…
Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…
Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…