Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…
Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…
Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…