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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

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Because Dealing with Crazy People Wasnt Hard Enough Already Supporting Safely Is a Thing Now

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

📚💡 Webinar alert! 🚨 For Support Coordinators and Allied Health pros 🤝, improving confidence in risk assessment and behaviour management…

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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do: Let’s Talk About Boring Funding Opportunities for Health and Environment Projects in Horizon Europe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Santé-environnement & Horizon Europe 2027 : découvrez les financements avec 👀 🤑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Because adulting is hard lets give people money to fix their feelings

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

🤑💸 Learn about money and mental health with Kate Wells 🤑💸 Join Kate Wells of Money and Mental Health Policy…

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Accompagner les publics dans leurs démarches de santé en ligne pour qu’ils ne se diagnostiquent plus avec Google

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2026

Accompagner les publics dans leurs démarches de santé en ligne avec un témoignage de terrain d’une Community Health Worker 🤣…

Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway
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Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like all you Ninja Theory fans out there are in for a major disappointment 🤕. The…

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Getting to Know Cooperation and Health Because You Clearly Need Help with Both 2

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2026

🤣 Oops, coop e salute, che combinazione! 🤝 Conoscere Cooperazione e Salute 📚💊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
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Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…

OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title
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OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…

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Mental Illness Solved Just Massage Your Belly And Forget About Therapy And Medication

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

In his talk Dr Pillinger will explore the growing recognition that mental and physical health are deeply interconnected 🤯 Dr…

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