Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…
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Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…
Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…
Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…
August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…
US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…
Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…
Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…