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Tag: heavy-metal

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

American heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
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Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Brazilian-American heavy metal supergroup from Phoenix, Arizona Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

American heavy metal band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
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Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…

AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
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AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)
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WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…

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