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Tag: heavy-metal

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Bullet for My Valentine in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welsh heavy metal band from Bridgend!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)
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Trivium in Charlotte, NC (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American heavy metal band from Orlando, Florida!

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
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Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

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