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Tag: heavy-metal

Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track
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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot
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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now
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Anthrax Drops Epic New Single The Edge of Perfection Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Anthrax have unleashed “The Edge of Perfection,” the second single from their upcoming album Cursum Perficio, out September 18th. The…

David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
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David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…

Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
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Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…

Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds
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Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Mastodon have released a new short film titled “The Mastodon in the Room” commemorating guitarist-vocalist Brent Hinds, who tragically died…

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