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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album
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Slipknot Teams With Matt Wallace For New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Slipknot guitarist Jim Root revealed in a recent interview that the band is working with producer Matt Wallace on a…

Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
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Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…

System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss
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System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

System of a Down’s Daron Malakian was serving up more Oasis disses at the second of two concerts at London’s…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
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Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest with Metal Band at 95

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago’s Riot…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment
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Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Iron Maiden have sold half the rights to their music and likenesses to Pophouse Entertainment. Pophouse is the same production…

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