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Lars Ulrich Unloads Two Mansions for 68 Million Dollars
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Lars Ulrich Unloads Two Mansions for 68 Million Dollars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich has sold his adjoining mansions in San Francisco’s Presidio Heights neighborhood for a combined $68 million,…

Motörhead Gets Punk Rock Museum Exhibition Tribute
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Motörhead Gets Punk Rock Museum Exhibition Tribute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Motörhead will be receiving an exhibition at the Punk Rock Museum in Las Vegas opening on Friday, October 2nd. Late…

Metal Legends Iron Maiden Megadeth Anthrax Invade New Jersey Stadium
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Metal Legends Iron Maiden Megadeth Anthrax Invade New Jersey Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Saturday night was a momentous occasion as metal icons Iron Maiden brought their “Run for Your Lives Tour” to Sports…

Spiritbox Drops New Track Mourning Now Streaming
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Spiritbox Drops New Track Mourning Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Spiritbox have released a new song titled “Mourning” alongside a music video for the track. The stand-alone single is the…

PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

Fake Names Unleash Power Pop Frenzy With Until Its Normal
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Fake Names Unleash Power Pop Frenzy With Until Its Normal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Prior to this week, I had never heard of Fake Names. Since “Until It’s Normal” dropped, I’ve mainlined their first…

System of a Down Drops Toxicity 25th Anniversary Reissue and Merch
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System of a Down Drops Toxicity 25th Anniversary Reissue and Merch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

System of a Down have unveiled a new 25th anniversary edition reissue of their legendary album Toxicity along with a…

System of a Down’s Toxicity Reigns as Metal Masterpiece
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System of a Down’s Toxicity Reigns as Metal Masterpiece

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

In a 2009 chat with Q magazine, legendary producer Rick Rubin pondered his initial interest in working on System of…

Wage War Drops New Album Landfall And Title Track Now
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Wage War Drops New Album Landfall And Title Track Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Wage War have announced a new studio album, Landfall, set for release October 9th via Fearless Records. Alongside the news…

Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing
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Tony Iommi Talks to Ozzy Osbourne Just Before His Passing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Tony Iommi says he spoke with his Black Sabbath bandmate Ozzy Osbourne the night before the iconic metal singer passed…

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