In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”, is actually just a rehashing of their old sound, but with more wispy beards and a stronger sense of nostalgia 🙃. In an interview with BangerTV’s Sam Dunn, Mark said, “I’m just gonna be straight up with you, Sam. We’re not trying to reinvent the wheel here. We’re just making music that sounds like us, because, let’s be real, nobody else can pull off our unique blend of beard-rock and metal 🤘.”
When asked about the band’s creative process, Mark responded with a healthy dose of sarcasm, saying, “Oh, you know, we just threw a bunch of riffs and lyrics into a blender, hit puree, and out came ‘Into Oblivion’ 🍹. It’s not like we spent years honing our craft or anything. We’re just a bunch of dudes with guitars and a penchant for face-melting solos 🤯.” He also mentioned that the band’s goal was to make an album that sounds like LAMB OF GOD, because, why not? It’s not like they’re trying to win any awards for originality or anything 🏆.
Mark also pondered the question of why no other band has ever just straight-up ripped off LAMB OF GOD’s sound, saying, “I mean, we’re not the biggest heavy metal band in the world, but we’re definitely up there. You’d think someone would’ve tried to copy us by now, but I guess our music is just too complex and nuanced for anyone to replicate 🤓.” He also joked that maybe nobody wants to sound like LAMB OF GOD, because, let’s be real, it’s a lot of work to grow a beard that epic 🧔.
The album, which was released to widespread acclaim, features 10 tracks of ferocity, including the hit single “…” 🎸. Critics have praised the album’s intensity and relevance, with the Associated Press calling it “10 tracks of ferocity” and Brooklyn Vegan noting that “the band spends these 10 songs reminding the world that their reign as New Wave Of American Heavy Metal giants is far from over” 🙌. The album is available now in multiple formats, including vinyl, CD, and a collectible companion zine featuring album art sketches, handwritten lyrics, and never-before-seen studio photos 📸.
The album was produced and mixed by longtime studio collaborator Josh Wilbur, who apparently has a PhD in beard-rock production 🎓. The drums were tracked in Richmond, Virginia, with guitars and bass recorded at Mark’s home studio, because, why not? It’s not like they have a fancy studio or anything 🏠. Singer Randy Blythe recorded his vocals at the legendary Total Access studio in Redondo Beach, California, which is basically the birthplace of punk rock, or so we’ve been told 🤘.
So, if you’re looking for an album that sounds like LAMB OF GOD, but with more of the same, then “Into Oblivion” is the album for you 🎉! Just don’t expect anything too revolutionary or groundbreaking, because, let’s be real, that’s just not what LAMB OF GOD is about 🙅♂️. They’re all about making music that sounds like them, and if you don’t like it, well, that’s your problem, not theirs 🤷♂️. 💁♀️👀👍
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