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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Faces Serious Health Battles
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ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Faces Serious Health Battles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard is suffering from serious health issues, reports TMZ. The news comes after the band canceled…

Bruce Dickinson Records Heavy New Album At Dave Grohls Studio
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Bruce Dickinson Records Heavy New Album At Dave Grohls Studio

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Bruce Dickinson has teased that his upcoming new solo album, recorded earlier this year at Dave Grohl’s Studio 606, is…

Geddy Lee Claims Neil Peart Visited Him as Bird Before Tour
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Geddy Lee Claims Neil Peart Visited Him as Bird Before Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

RUSH singer-bassist Geddy Lee has spoken about a “spooky” experience he had with a bird that felt symbolically tied to…

Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
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Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…

Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
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Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…

RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl
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RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

RUSH have announced vinyl reissues of their 1976 album 2112 and their 2003 best-of compilation The Spirit of Radio: Greatest…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker
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Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Travis Barker revealed that blink-182 are working on a new album this year during an all-encompassing interview with The New…

Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…

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