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Tag: Heavy Music News

Nickelback Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Nickelback Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Nickelback have announced a new album titled Everything Under the Sun, set to arrive October 30th via Virgin Music Group.…

Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62
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Mike Browning of Morbid Angel and Nocturnus passes away at 62

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mike Browning, a founding member of the pioneering death metal bands Morbid Angel and Nocturnus, has died at age 62.…

Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour
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Nu Metal Legends Unite For Ozzfest Inspired Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

A number of tribute bands are coming together for the “Nu-Metal Values Ozzfest Rehash Tour.” The outing features tribute bands…

Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance
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Turnstile Rocks Baltimore Orioles Game In Pre-Game Concert Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The Baltimore Orioles celebrated “Turnstile Night” on Friday, July 10th, in honor of the hometown hardcore band turned breakout stars.…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Battles Aggressive Brain Cancer Diagnosis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Jennifer Finch, the founding and longtime bassist of rock band L7, has been diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer and is…

Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness
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Geddy Lee Shines as RUSH Returns to Stage After Illness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

RUSH returned to the stage on Saturday in Fort Worth, Texas, after rescheduling a couple of shows on their “Fifty…

Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule
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Alice Cooper Unveils Fall 2026 North American Concert Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

At 78 years old, Alice Cooper shows no signs of slowing down. The OG shock-rocker has just announced a Fall…

Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest
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Limp Bizkit Performs Rollin with Tom Green at Ottawa Bluesfest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Limp Bizkit and comedian Tom Green teamed up for a performance of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” at Ottawa Bluesfest on…

Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot
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Mastodon Drops New Album Featuring Josh Homme Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track
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Mastodon Taps Josh Homme for New Album Snakes for Dinner Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Mastodon have announced a new album titled Marrow Deep, which is set to arrive August 28th via Loma Vista Recordings.…

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