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Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage
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Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx has responded to the claims that the band uses backing tracks live, admitting they do…

Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album
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Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Cro-Mags singer-bassist Harley Flanagan says he’s “done grinding it out on tour,” citing the physical toll and rigors of life…

Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age
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Foo Fighters Launch 2026 Tour with Queens of the Stone Age

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Foo Fighters launched their North American “Take Cover” summer tour at Rogers Stadium in Toronto on Tuesday evening, August 4th,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never
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Yngwie Malmsteen Drops New Album And Single Now Or Never

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen has announced a new album titled Hell or High Water, due out November 13 via Music…

Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hempispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Sleep, the legendary stoner doom metal act, have announced their first album in eight years, titled Hempispheres. The band has…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline
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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have launched a 24/7 complaint hotline, where fans, friends, and foes can air their grievances…

Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash
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Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Limp Bizkit were once one of the most polarizing bands on the planet. At the height of their fame in…

Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career
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Glenn Hughes Calls It Quits On Live Shows After Legendary Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Glenn Hughes — known for his work in Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Country…

Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist
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Sleep Drops New Album Hemispheres And Debut Single The Morrisist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Legendary stoner doom metal act Sleep have announced Hemispheres, their first album in eight years. Ahead of its release, the…

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