Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
Tag: Heavy Music
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…
Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…
SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…
Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…