Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX are teaming up with Z2 to bring us “NOT: The Illustrated Oral History Of Anthrax”, a graphic album that’s gonna make our heads spin! I mean, who needs a regular old biography when you can have a fully illustrated rollercoaster ride, right? 😂
So, here’s the deal. This graphic album is gonna feature candid stories from the band members themselves, including Scott Ian, Charlie Benante, Frank Bello, Joey Belladonna, and Jon Donais. It’s gonna be like a wild ride through their four-decade journey, with all the crazy moments, triumphs, and chaos that came with it. And, of course, it’s not just about the music – we’re talking about their infamous “Married… With Children” episode, their early days stalking Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley, and KISS, and even their friendships with METALLICA, PANTERA, and the BEASTIE BOYS. I mean, can you imagine hanging out with the Beastie Boys and talking about the meaning of life? 🤣
But Wait, There’s More!
The release is set to arrive on March 16, 2027, and it’s gonna come with some amazing cover art by Brian Bolland, J.G. Jones, and Kevin McVeigh. And, because one edition is never enough, there’s gonna be a limited-edition “Notman” 12-inch picture disc for all you collectors out there. I mean, who doesn’t love a good picture disc, right? 🤷♂️
Now, I know what you’re thinking – what about the band’s history? Well, let me tell you, ANTHRAX has been a major force in heavy music for over four decades, and their influence can still be felt today. As a member of the “Big Four” of thrash metal, alongside METALLICA, SLAYER, and MEGADETH, they helped shape the sound of modern metal. And, of course, who can forget their groundbreaking collaboration with PUBLIC ENEMY on “Bring The Noise”? That was some crazy stuff, folks! 🤯
The Artists Behind the Magic
The graphic album is brought to life by some amazing artists, including Peter Bagge, Jay Howell, Danny Hellman, and many more. I mean, these guys are like the Avengers of the comic book world – each one a master of their craft, coming together to create something truly epic. And, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good comic book? 🤓
But, don’t just take my word for it – Charlie Benante himself said: “Being a band for 40-plus years, you have stories, you have experiences, and the way we’re telling the stories and experiences with Z2 is a great way for us and the fans to actually visualize these little stories in comic book form. I think once people see it, they’ll get a laugh out of it because these stories are true! Nothing is fabricated here.” So, there you have it – the man himself guarantees it’s gonna be good! 😊
And, as if that’s not enough, Z2 president Josh Bernstein added: “They’re one of the most innovative, fearless bands in heavy metal, and every collaboration pushes us to raise our game. The response to our first graphic novel proved that ANTHRAX fans want more than memorabilia — they want unforgettable art and experiences.” So, it’s not just about the music – it’s about creating something truly special. 🎨
So, what are you waiting for? Go grab your copy of “NOT: The Illustrated Oral History Of Anthrax” and experience the wild ride that is ANTHRAX’s history. And, who knows, you might even learn something new about the band. 🤓
The Verdict
All in all, this graphic album is shaping up to be something truly special. With its unique blend of music, art, and storytelling, it’s a must-have for any ANTHRAX fan. And, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good underdog story? 🤷♂️ So, go ahead and treat yourself to a copy – your inner metalhead will thank you. m/
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