SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
Tag: Heavy Music
FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…
BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…
Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…